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    Bible and a Haircut

    Bible and a Haircut
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    > A young boy had just gotten his driver's permit and inquired of his
    father
    > if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a
    deal with his son.
    > "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a
    little,
    > get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car."
    > The boy thought about that for a moment decided he'd settle for the
    offer and they agreed on it.
    > After about six weeks his father said, "Son, I'm real proud of you.
    > You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been
    studying your Bible,
    > but I'm disappointed you haven't gotten your hair cut."
    > The young man paused a moment then said, "You know, Dad, I've been
    thinking about that,
    > and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair,
    John the Baptist had long hair,
    > Moses had long hair and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had
    long hair.
    > And his father replied, "Did you notice they all walked everywhere
    they went.

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    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

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    -General Omar Bradley, United States Army

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