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    You have got to love little old ladies

    You have got to love little old ladies and their priorities! Enjoy.

    An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
    holding her hat tight
    so that it would not blow away in the wind.
    A gentleman approached her and said,
    "Pardon me, madam.
    I do not intend to be forward
    but did you know that your dress
    is blowing up in this high wind?"

    "Yes, I know," said the lady.
    "I need both my hands
    to hold onto this hat."
    "But madam, you must know that you are
    not wearing any panties
    and your privates are exposed!"
    said the gentleman in earnest.
    The woman looked down,
    then back up at the man
    and replied,
    "Sir, anything you see down there
    is 85 years old.
    I just bought this hat yesterday!"

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    LOL!!!

    Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
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