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05-20-10, 02:43 PM #1
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Drug Behavior Chart
That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
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05-20-10, 03:15 PM #2
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LOL!
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Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!
You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.
I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
but every girl I found was either one way or the other...
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On Crack:
Near a TV: You will steal the TV.
At a Party: Ask everyone to borrow money.
In a Bathroom: Suck Dick.
Near your phone: What phone, it has been pawned.
During Sex: You will think about getting paid for the sex.
Near Cops: Claim you are wearing someone else's pants.
In a fox hole: Scout out other fox holes to burglarize.
Meth:
Near a TV: You will take the TV apart.
At a party: Pick at your scabs.
In a Bathroom: Smoke more meth.
Near your phone: You will call pharmacy and ask if they have any psuedo.
During sex: You will break out the homemade sex toys.
Near Cops: You will say there is nothing wrong with your teeth.
In a fox hole: You will stay awake for 8 days straight
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkzV5AIK8iM
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05-20-10, 06:48 PM #4
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May be the best thread in history.
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05-20-10, 07:11 PM #5
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Makes one want to not do drugs....
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01-20-11, 08:27 PM #7
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This matrix was easier to learn than the one in DRE school.
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