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Thread: Drug Behavior Chart
05-20-10, 03:43 PM #1
Drug Behavior ChartPleasing nobody, one person at a time.
That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.
I intend to go in harm's way. -John Paul Jones
Hunt the wolf, and bring light to the dark places that others fear to go. LT COL Dave Grossman
05-20-10, 04:15 PM #2
LOL!I'm your huckleberry...
Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!
You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.
I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
but every girl I found was either one way or the other...
05-20-10, 04:40 PM #3
Near a TV: You will steal the TV.
At a Party: Ask everyone to borrow money.
In a Bathroom: Suck Dick.
Near your phone: What phone, it has been pawned.
During Sex: You will think about getting paid for the sex.
Near Cops: Claim you are wearing someone else's pants.
In a fox hole: Scout out other fox holes to burglarize.
Near a TV: You will take the TV apart.
At a party: Pick at your scabs.
In a Bathroom: Smoke more meth.
Near your phone: You will call pharmacy and ask if they have any psuedo.
During sex: You will break out the homemade sex toys.
Near Cops: You will say there is nothing wrong with your teeth.
In a fox hole: You will stay awake for 8 days straight
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." -- Frederic Bastiat
"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." Ernest Hemingway
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05-20-10, 07:48 PM #4
May be the best thread in history.Idiot
05-20-10, 08:11 PM #5
05-20-10, 08:12 PM #6
Makes one want to not do drugs....
01-20-11, 09:27 PM #7
This matrix was easier to learn than the one in DRE school.Drug Recognition Expert
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