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    posting while pooping

    the title says it, I was perusing another site and came across this; I'm still laughing...

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    From the original post:
    "might be the most awkward post ive ever seen on the site. this guys bustin a grumpy and asking ..."

    Man, I have tears running down my cheeks!
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    Damn, I think I blew out more than one fragile body part laughing at that one.

    As least there wasn't a duty belt wrapped up in those shots.
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    Thats funny.
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    possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'

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    I *know* someone here is going to do that now.
    I'm your huckleberry...

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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    I *know* someone here is going to do that now.
    I'm surprised it hasn't been done already.
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    I certainly have posted while "bustin a grumpy" but I never had occasion to include a picture of my pants around my ankles.
    Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.

    That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    I *know* someone here is going to do that now.
    Buttercup has ALREADY done that
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    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    Buttercup has ALREADY done that
    Only YOU would know.


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    Just for a heads-up, I don't have a lap top, so if I post while "busting a grumpy", there's a lot more going on than anyone would care to know!
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    That whole thread is hilarious!!


    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    Buttercup has ALREADY done that
    You liar, I have not!




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    Quote Originally Posted by Buttercup View Post
    That whole thread is hilarious!!




    You liar, I have not!
    But I bet you wanted to!
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

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    While I know that this thread is not yet closed, I would like to note my pleasant surprise at RSA's restraint. Given his fascination with all things fecal, he has remained remarkably sedate in his postings.
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    Quote Originally Posted by maclean View Post
    I *know* someone here is going to do that now.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ducky View Post
    I'm surprised it hasn't been done already.
    Quote Originally Posted by Resident Smart Ass View Post
    Buttercup has ALREADY done that
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    Only YOU would know.
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    You liar, I have not!
    Quote Originally Posted by keith720 View Post
    But I bet you wanted to!
    Sure you have. In his dreams, of course.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Cidp24 View Post
    While I know that this thread is not yet closed, I would like to note my pleasant surprise at RSA's restraint. Given his fascination with all things fecal, he has remained remarkably sedate in his postings.
    Shh!! If you don't say anything about it, maybe it won't happen!


    Quote Originally Posted by keith720 View Post
    But I bet you wanted to!

    Well......


    NO!




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    That shit is funny.......
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    I've heard it called a lot of things - - - and have called it a lot of things.

    But "busting a grumpy" - - - now that's some funny "grump".



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    Quote Originally Posted by cajunguy View Post
    I've heard it called a lot of things - - - and have called it a lot of things.

    But "busting a grumpy" - - - now that's some funny "grump".



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    I can't wait to work it into a real conversation at work.
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    To me, "busting a grumpy" is a solitary act that must be done in abject silence, in a quiet room with good acoustics, creating a satisfying rumble accompanied by an odor that is unappreciated by anyone but the producer. That, my friends, is "busting a grumpy."
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

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    Not quite sure about the "abject silence".

    Depending on the size and lubricity of the "grumpy", there could be a certain amount of accompanying groanin' and gruntin' being utilized to assist in ejecting said "grumpy" from it's confines.

    The bigger and drier the "grumpy", the louder the gruntin' and groanin'.

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