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06-06-10, 11:54 PM #1
Things you hear on a prison yard...
I have a buddy that works at a prison. He quoted an inmate that was refereeing a basketball game:
"Yea, I F&$^ed up the call, that's what you get when you give a crack dealer a whistle!"
How're you going to argue with that??
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06-07-10, 08:57 AM #2
Well, they do say the truth will set you free, maybe he was hoping?\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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06-07-10, 09:04 AM #3
Cons say the darndest things.
Originally Posted by William Pitt (the Younger), Speech in the House of Commons (18 November, 1783)
06-07-10, 10:32 AM #4
I cannot argue with the logic.
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." -- Frederic Bastiat
"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." Ernest Hemingway
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06-07-10, 10:59 PM #5
06-08-10, 11:06 PM #6
I was watching a con baseball game on the rec yard a few years ago when an inmate was tagged-out at second. Another con yelled, "Man, you aint gonna be able to snatch an old ladires purse if'n that's all the faster you can run!"For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
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