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    A kindergarten student told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know the cat was dead?" she asked him. "Because I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move." the child innocently replied. "You did what??!!" the teacher exclaimed. "You know.." explained the kid, "I leaned over and went 'pssst' and it didn't move."

    One day, a first grade teacher was reading "Chicken Little" to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read... "and Chicken Little went up the the farmer and said "The sky is falling.. the sky is falling!!!". The teacher then asked the class... "And what do you think the farmer said?" One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'HOLY SH*T, A TALKING CHICKEN!!!' " The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.
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    Humor - Kids say the darndest things

    Good stuff. Reminds me of a show that Bill Cosby used to do called "Kids say the Darndest Things" with occasional flashbacks to Art Linkletter's show.

    Kids Say the Darndest Things Volume 1 | Parents Connect

    My wife tells me a true story about one Sunday when she was much younger, her family was in Church and the sacrament (bread and water) was being passed. Normally it is fairly quiet at this time, except for the odd times where there is a young child or baby that might have to be taken out into the foyer.

    Her youngest sister, who couldn't have been more than two or three at the time, started shouting "Coca Shit, Coca Shit". Grandpa was the presiding Bishop at the time and of course up on the Stand. Later Mom and Dad were wracking their brains to trying to figure out what their little girl was saying.

    Finally, while at home it dawned on them when a certain Coca-Cola TV commercial came on the air.

    "Coke is it"

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