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06-24-10, 01:23 PM #1
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Inhaled WHAT?!?
Accidental condom inhalation. [Indian J Chest Dis Allied Sci. 2004 Jan-Mar] - PubMed result
A 27-year-old lady presented with persistent cough, sputum and fever for the preceding six months. Inspite of trials with antibiotics and anti-tuberculosis treatment for the preceeding four months, her symptoms did not improve. A subsequent chest radiograph showed non-homogeneous collapse-consolidation of right upper lobe. Videobronchoscopy revealed an inverted bag like structure in right upper lobe bronchus and rigid bronchoscopic removal with biopsy forceps confirmed the presence of a condom. Detailed retrospective history also confirmed accidental inhalation of the condom during fellatio.That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
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Whaaaaaa!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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That story is a little hard to swallow.
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Why does a picture of a golf ball and a garden hose keep popping into my head?
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Since it has to come out sooner or later *cough* why wouldn't she just fess up at the beginning and tell the docs, "Hey... guess what I did?"
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At least she was practicing safe sex.
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06-25-10, 05:40 AM #9
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06-25-10, 06:41 AM #10
Please dont check the trunk...
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Originally Posted by cajunguy
Why does a picture of a golf ball and a garden hose keep popping into my head?
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Probably for the same reason as chrome coming off a trailer hitch comes to my mind.*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."
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