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Thread: A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
07-02-10, 09:21 AM #1
A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart
A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
The Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day and thatís why I am the greatest!
The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and thatís why I am the greatest!
Why are you scrolling down? Itís your turn to say somethingÖ
Originally Posted by William Pitt (the Younger), Speech in the House of Commons (18 November, 1783)
07-02-10, 04:09 PM #2
The Old Fart says: "Pass me the remote and clip my toenails while you're at it."For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
07-02-10, 05:36 PM #3
Hey! I resemble that remark.Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
We are who we choose to be.
R.I.P. Arielle. 08/20/2010-09/16/2012
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