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    I think this is the management philosophy at work...
    The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a competitive boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day the Japanese won by a mile.

    The American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided that the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found, so a consulting firm was hired to investigate the problem and recommend corrective action.

    The consultantís finding: The Japanese team had eight people rowing and one person steering; the American team had one person rowing and eight people steering.

    After a year of study and millions spent analyzing the problem, the American teamís management structure was completely reorganized.

    The new structure: four steering managers, three area steering managers, and a new performance review system for the person rowing the boat to provide work incentive.

    The next year, the Japanese won by two miles!

    Humiliated, the American corporation laid off the rower for poor performance and gave the managers a bonus for discovering the problem.
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    So true, in many things.


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