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08-01-10, 12:28 AM #1
Never Take Advice From The Internet
I have tears from laughing so hard.
http://forums.xkcd.com/download/file.php?id=19928Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.
That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.
I intend to go in harm's way. -John Paul Jones
Hunt the wolf, and bring light to the dark places that others fear to go. LT COL Dave Grossman
08-01-10, 02:24 AM #2
omfg - that is epic-=Twan007
Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
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08-01-10, 03:17 AM #3'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” Sigmund Freud
08-01-10, 04:46 AM #4
4 chan is complete evil.
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." -- Frederic Bastiat
"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." Ernest Hemingway
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08-01-10, 05:47 AM #5
We used to do that to people on IRC, believe it or not.
What? It was funny.I'm your huckleberry...
Quemadmoeum gladis nemeinum occidit, occidentus telum est!
You can be the weapon, and the gun in your hand is a tool - or the gun is a weapon and you are the tool.
I was looking for a saint who was a devil of a lover,
but every girl I found was either one way or the other...
08-01-10, 06:49 AM #6
08-01-10, 07:16 AM #7
Also why I can't find this nonsense very funny. Where's the age and tech familiarly ratio when we need it? Sure, grandpa still can't figure out his VCR, but now Jr can't figure out a toaster. If I believed any of this I would go out an pray for a huge asteroid to wipe out the planet.
Might anyway. There's too much chance it is real.
Originally Posted by William Pitt (the Younger), Speech in the House of Commons (18 November, 1783)
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