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    Ooops, I hit a rabbit

    A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit
    hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the
    rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and
    was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
    pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had
    become of the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The
    driver felt so awful, he began to cry. A woman driving down the
    highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over.
    She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong. "I feel
    terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed
    it." The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She
    went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to
    the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the
    rabbit. Miraculously the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw
    at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 yards away the rabbit
    stopped, turned around, waved and hopped down the road, another 50
    yards, turned, waved and hopped another 50 yards. The man was
    astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could be in the
    woman's spray can!! He ran over to the woman and asked, "What is in
    your spray can? What did you spray on that rabbit?" The woman turned
    the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hair
    spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."

    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown

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    She must have been a blonde! Funny joke Rose.
    "This flag, which we honor and under which we serve, is the emblem of our unity, our power, our thought and purpose as a nation. It has no other character than that which we give it from generation to generation." Woodrow Wilson, 1917

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    I would of swerved to hit it



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