Welfare Office

[Signal_W]

A guy walks into the local welfare office for his check, marches straight up
to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing these
freebees. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because
of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her
on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
The social worker says, "Yes, but you started it."

[Honeypot]

Hilarious!

Thank you for keeping me amused at work!

[Roses]

That was funny! A good one!