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    Welfare Office

    A guy walks into the local welfare office for his check, marches straight up
    to the counter and says, "Hi... You know, I just HATE drawing these
    freebees. I'd really rather have a job

    The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent.
    We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
    chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to
    drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because
    of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her
    on her overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $200,000 a year."

    The guy says, "You're bullshittin' me!"
    The social worker says, "Yes, but you started it."

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    Thank you for keeping me amused at work!

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    That was funny! A good one!

    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown



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