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    You Can't Unsee It

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    That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.

    If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.

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    Xiphos. Why, Xiphos, why???


    Here she is slowing it down for all the lovers in the house.....


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    WARNING: DO NOT WATCH WHILE EATING LUNCH!

    I did and now I am needing to fill up again!
    Any day above ground is a fine day indeed!

    Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

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    Morbid fascination... like watching a train wreck.

    "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
    - Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America

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    So wrong on soooo many levels!! Some people should just not be allowed access to a web cam!!!
    The true measure of your character is what you choose to do when you think no one is looking.

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    As soon as I saw the first 2 seconds, I realized that what I was about to see was probably something that would make me gouge out my eyes with rusty spoons...

    So I stopped.

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    Ah the rural gene pool, a source of constant amusement.
    the sole advantage of power is that you can do more good.
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    Are we sure that is a woman? The fat might be covering up the adam's apple. Just saying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IndianaFuzz View Post
    Are we sure that is a woman? The fat might be covering up the adam's apple. Just saying.
    Fat might be covering up a lot more than an Adam's Apple, Indy....
    SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
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    In true Tosh.0 style, how many comments can we post in the next minute?

    1. Her youtube user name is "u8a22" as in, You Ate, uh, 22 (of those teeth.)
    2. She probably should have given that $179 she spent on the Flip camcorder to her local Oral Surgeon instead.
    3. I have looked into the face of hell, and it is timestamp 2:31 of this video.
    4. Every time I think I've seen it all in my line of work, I'm horribly proven otherwise.
    5. I did an md5 hash analysis of the video, and submitted it to the Secret Service. This video is now considered contraband.
    6. Forget rolling over; Ronnie Van Zant is doing flips in his grave.
    7. Bye-bye now...
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    I didn't want to watch it but I couldn't turn away!!!! It was wrong on so many levels.
    If you have no capacity for violence then you are a healthy productive citizen, a sheep. If you have a capacity for violence and no empathy for your fellow citizens, then you have defined an aggressive sociopath, a wolf. But what if you have a capacity for violence, and a deep love for your fellow citizens? What do you have then? A sheepdog, a warrior, someone who is walking the hero's path. Someone who can walk into the heart of darkness, into the universal human phobia, and walk out unscathed." "The sheep generally do not like the sheepdog. He looks a lot like the wolf. He has fangs and the capacity for violence. The difference, though, is that the sheepdog must not, cannot and will not ever harm the sheep. Any sheepdog who intentionally harms the lowliest little lamb will be punished and removed. The world cannot work any other way, at least not in a representative democracy or a republic such as ours."
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    Quote Originally Posted by depdog View Post
    I didn't want to watch it but I couldn't turn away!!!! It was wrong on so many levels.
    I couldn't even find one thing RIGHT about it. Even the trees in the background look sick. And isn't that a pedovan in the back? All that's missing is the "free candy" sign.
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    Capt., where the hell did you get that dress? Did you think we wouldn't recognize you? I'd remember that smile anywheres!
    For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by keith720 View Post
    Capt., where the hell did you get that dress? Did you think we wouldn't recognize you? I'd remember that smile anywheres!

    Keith , she is so close to a bovine that I am sure her cell number is in your little black book. She probably has too many teeth for you though.
    SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

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    Quote Originally Posted by keith720 View Post
    Capt., where the hell did you get that dress? Did you think we wouldn't recognize you? I'd remember that smile anywheres!


    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    Keith , she is so close to a bovine that I am sure her cell number is in your little black book. She probably has too many teeth for you though.





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    all of those videos need to be submitted to MonsterQuest &mdash; History.com TV Episodes, Schedule, & Video

 

 

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