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04-21-06, 08:06 PM #1
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Whats your hitman name
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Heres Mine
Fire Crotch
People Iced: Twenty One
Car Bombs Planted: Nine
Favorite Weapon A Cleaver
Arms Broken: Thirty Four
Eyes Gouged: Thirty Two
Tongues Cut Off: One
Biggest Enemy: Cross-Eyed Chris
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04-21-06, 08:08 PM #2FishTail Guest
The Bull
People Iced: Fourteen
Car Bombs Planted: Fourteen
Favorite Weapon: Shards of Glass
Arms Broken: Twenty
Eyes Gouged: Eight
Tongues Cut Off: Thirteen
Biggest Enemy: The Smuggler
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04-21-06, 08:09 PM #3katiemh Guest
The Smuggler
People Iced: Thirty Nine
Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Nine
Favorite Weapon: Stilletto
Arms Broken: None. Pathetic.
Eyes Gouged: Eighteen
Tongues Cut Off: Seven
Biggest Enemy: Joe Bannanas
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04-21-06, 08:10 PM #4FishTail Guest
You're my biggest enemy!
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04-21-06, 08:13 PM #5katiemh Guest
Originally Posted by LongTail
You're my biggest enemy!
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04-21-06, 08:15 PM #6FishTail Guest
Hey! You can't use my name!
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04-21-06, 08:20 PM #7
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Twitch
People Iced: Six
Car Bombs Planted: Six
Favorite Weapon: Potato Gun
Arms Broken: Sixteen
Eyes Gouged: Eleven
Tongues Cut Off: Eight
Biggest Enemy: The Toe Slicer
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04-21-06, 08:29 PM #8
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Angel Dust
People Iced: Thirty Six
Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Six
Favorite Weapon: A Cleaver
Arms Broken: Eleven
Eyes Gouged: Twenty One
Tongues Cut Off: Three
Biggest Enemy: Bloody Benny
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04-21-06, 08:30 PM #9
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You've been assigned the name of:
Bloody Benny
People Iced: Forty Two
Car Bombs Planted: Forty Two
Favorite Weapon: Rusty Chain
Arms Broken: Twenty
Eyes Gouged: Nineteen
Tongues Cut Off: One
Biggest Enemy: Disgruntled Donnydulce et decorum est pro patria mori
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04-21-06, 08:46 PM #10
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Mickey Z
People Iced: Twenty Six
Car Bombs Planted: Twenty Six
Favorite Weapon: Switch-Blade
Arms Broken: Four
Eyes Gouged: Eighteen
Tongues Cut Off: Five
Biggest Enemy: Knuckle Skinner
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04-21-06, 08:55 PM #11
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One-Shot
People Iced: Twenty Two
Car Bombs Planted: Twenty Two
Favorite Weapon: Rusty Chain
Arms Broken: Four
Eyes Gouged: Twenty
Tongues Cut Off: Twelve
Biggest Enemy: Dry Duck
LOL...I dunno if I should take that name as a compliment, or if they've talked to my high school girlfriends....
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04-21-06, 09:21 PM #12
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Hairy Knuckles Hal
People Iced: Nineteen
Car Bombs Planted: Nineteen
Favorite Weapon: A Candlestick
Arms Broken: Seventeen
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Six
Tongues Cut Off: Seven
Biggest Enemy: El Loco MotoFormer member of the LNC
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04-21-06, 10:12 PM #13
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The Bull
People Iced: One
Car Bombs Planted: One
Favorite Weapon: Curdled Milk
Arms Broken: Twenty Two
Eyes Gouged: Twenty
Tongues Cut Off: Seven
Biggest Enemy: Bloody Benny
Well, at least my favorite weapon isn't a bananna!\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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04-21-06, 10:25 PM #14
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Rudy Rude Ruby
People Iced: Forty Four
Car Bombs Planted: Forty Four
Favorite Weapon: Rusty Chain
Arms Broken: Four
Eyes Gouged: Nine
Tongues Cut Off: Thirteen
Biggest Enemy: Dry Duck
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04-22-06, 12:08 AM #15
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Rusty Rastelli
People Iced: Thirty Two
Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Two
Favorite Weapon: Curdled Milk
Arms Broken: Eighteen
Eyes Gouged: Eighteen
Tongues Cut Off: Nine
Biggest Enemy: Buck-Eyed Bart
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Big Johnny Johnston
People Iced: Thirty Three
Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Three
Favorite Weapon: Switch-Blade
Arms Broken: Sixteen
Eyes Gouged: Thirty Two
Tongues Cut Off: Thirteen
Biggest Enemy: One-Shot
A Smile
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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04-22-06, 12:55 AM #16
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Knee Bender
People Iced: Twenty One
Car Bombs Planted: Twenty One
Favorite Weapon: A Cleaver
Arms Broken: Three
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Two
Tongues Cut Off: None. Pathetic.
Biggest Enemy: Charlie Lucky
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04-22-06, 08:58 PM #17
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Joey Big-Lips
People Iced: Forty Two
Car Bombs Planted: Forty Two
Favorite Weapon: Sack full of doorknobs
Arms Broken: Twenty Seven
Eyes Gouged: Twenty
Tongues Cut Off: Fourteen
Biggest Enemy: El Loco MotoIt is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
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04-22-06, 10:10 PM #18
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You've been assigned the name of:
Ruphas the Terrible
People Iced: Thirty Nine
Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Nine
Favorite Weapon: Bottle Rockets
Arms Broken: Eighteen
Eyes Gouged: Thirty One
Tongues Cut Off: Six
Biggest Enemy: None
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The Arm Breaker
People Iced: Thirty Six
Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Six
Favorite Weapon: Curdled Milk
Arms Broken: Thirty Four
Eyes Gouged: Twenty Four
Tongues Cut Off: Eleven
Biggest Enemy: Buck-Eyed BartLast edited by chris2001; 04-22-06 at 10:14 PM.
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May those that lost their lives in 9-11 RIP, for the things you did not many could do. You left so many behind so that you could save so few. For now we stand strong as one, and will not look back till the fight is done. (me)
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04-22-06, 11:58 PM #19
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The Arm Breaker
People Iced: Twenty Two
Car Bombs Planted: Twenty Two
Favorite Weapon: Shank
Arms Broken: Eight
Eyes Gouged: Twelve
Tongues Cut Off: Nine
Biggest Enemy: Ruphas the Terrible
Funny how as the "Arm Breaker" I've broken far less arms than a majority of people have in this thread.
Also, my favorite weapon is the shank. Tisk tisk. I'm not staying true to my name. Oh well, everyone must eventually leave their humble beginnings and branch out. It's really a growing experience more than anything else.
P.S. Ruphas, you don't scare me one bit!
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04-23-06, 08:45 PM #20
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The Knee Bender
People Iced: Three
Car Bombs Planted: Three
Favorite Weapon: Stilletto
Arms Broken: Eleven
Eyes Gouged: Two
Tongues Cut Off: Six
Biggest Enemy: The Ice Tray
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