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    Car Bombs Planted: Nine
    Favorite Weapon A Cleaver
    Arms Broken: Thirty Four
    Eyes Gouged: Thirty Two
    Tongues Cut Off: One
    Biggest Enemy: Cross-Eyed Chris


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    The Bull

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    Favorite Weapon: Shards of Glass
    Arms Broken: Twenty
    Eyes Gouged: Eight
    Tongues Cut Off: Thirteen
    Biggest Enemy: The Smuggler

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    The Smuggler

    People Iced: Thirty Nine
    Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Nine
    Favorite Weapon: Stilletto
    Arms Broken: None. Pathetic.
    Eyes Gouged: Eighteen
    Tongues Cut Off: Seven
    Biggest Enemy: Joe Bannanas

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    You're my biggest enemy!

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    katiemh Guest
    Quote Originally Posted by LongTail
    You're my biggest enemy!


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    Hey! You can't use my name!

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    Twitch

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    Favorite Weapon: Potato Gun
    Arms Broken: Sixteen
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    Tongues Cut Off: Eight
    Biggest Enemy: The Toe Slicer

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    Favorite Weapon: A Cleaver
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    Tongues Cut Off: Three
    Biggest Enemy: Bloody Benny

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    Favorite Weapon: Rusty Chain
    Arms Broken: Twenty
    Eyes Gouged: Nineteen
    Tongues Cut Off: One
    Biggest Enemy: Disgruntled Donny
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    Mickey Z

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    Favorite Weapon: Switch-Blade
    Arms Broken: Four
    Eyes Gouged: Eighteen
    Tongues Cut Off: Five
    Biggest Enemy: Knuckle Skinner

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    Biggest Enemy: Dry Duck



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    Hairy Knuckles Hal

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    Tongues Cut Off: Seven
    Biggest Enemy: El Loco Moto
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    The Bull
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    Favorite Weapon: Curdled Milk
    Arms Broken: Twenty Two
    Eyes Gouged: Twenty
    Tongues Cut Off: Seven
    Biggest Enemy: Bloody Benny


    Well, at least my favorite weapon isn't a bananna!
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    Tongues Cut Off: Thirteen
    Biggest Enemy: Dry Duck

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    Rusty Rastelli

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    Favorite Weapon: Curdled Milk
    Arms Broken: Eighteen
    Eyes Gouged: Eighteen
    Tongues Cut Off: Nine
    Biggest Enemy: Buck-Eyed Bart

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    Big Johnny Johnston

    People Iced: Thirty Three
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    Favorite Weapon: Switch-Blade
    Arms Broken: Sixteen
    Eyes Gouged: Thirty Two
    Tongues Cut Off: Thirteen
    Biggest Enemy: One-Shot
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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

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    Favorite Weapon: A Cleaver
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    Tongues Cut Off: None. Pathetic.
    Biggest Enemy: Charlie Lucky

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    Joey Big-Lips

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    Biggest Enemy: El Loco Moto
    It is better to be tried by 12, than carried by 6.
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    Ruphas the Terrible
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    Favorite Weapon: Bottle Rockets
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    Eyes Gouged: Thirty One
    Tongues Cut Off: Six
    Biggest Enemy: None
    Or

    The Arm Breaker
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    Car Bombs Planted: Thirty Six
    Favorite Weapon: Curdled Milk
    Arms Broken: Thirty Four
    Eyes Gouged: Twenty Four
    Tongues Cut Off: Eleven
    Biggest Enemy: Buck-Eyed Bart
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    Being the best is not what always counts. What counts is always trying your best.

    Remember who you are, and where you came from. That way you never get a big head.


    May those that lost their lives in 9-11 RIP, for the things you did not many could do. You left so many behind so that you could save so few. For now we stand strong as one, and will not look back till the fight is done. (me)

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    The Arm Breaker

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    Favorite Weapon: Shank
    Arms Broken: Eight
    Eyes Gouged: Twelve
    Tongues Cut Off: Nine
    Biggest Enemy: Ruphas the Terrible


    Funny how as the "Arm Breaker" I've broken far less arms than a majority of people have in this thread.

    Also, my favorite weapon is the shank. Tisk tisk. I'm not staying true to my name. Oh well, everyone must eventually leave their humble beginnings and branch out. It's really a growing experience more than anything else.

    P.S. Ruphas, you don't scare me one bit!
    "A nation, as a society, forms a moral person, and every member of it is personally responsible for his society."

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    Favorite Weapon: Stilletto
    Arms Broken: Eleven
    Eyes Gouged: Two
    Tongues Cut Off: Six
    Biggest Enemy: The Ice Tray

 

 
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