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    Hippie Chicks

    A tree-hugging,anihunting woman climbs a large tree to protect it from logging. Suddenly she slips and slides down the tree, getting many splinters in her crotch. She hurries to the doctor in considerable pain.
    At the hospital the woman explains how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listens to her story and says "I'm sure I can help, Take a seat in the waiting room"
    Three hours later he returns.
    "what took so long?" demands the angry woman.
    He smirks ans tells her "well, I have to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land management before I can remove old-growth timber from a recreational area"

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    But funny!

    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown



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