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Thread: Sheriff's Exam
10-18-10, 12:01 PM #1
Subject: Sheriff's Exam
A man in Texas looking to join the Frio County Sheriffs Dept. was
The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications look
good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass before you
can be accepted."
Then, sliding a Smith and Wesson 45 pistol across the desk, he says
to the man, "Take this pistol; go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six
meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six 'Progressive Liberal'
democrats, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?" the man asked.
"That's the attitude we're looking for!" said the Sergeant, "When
can you start?"
10-18-10, 12:08 PM #2
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
"When plunder becomes a way of life for a group of men living together in society, they create for themselves in the course of time a legal system that authorizes it and a moral code that justifies it." -- Frederic Bastiat
"Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter." Ernest Hemingway
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10-18-10, 04:10 PM #3
That is one of my favorites!!!
Car 4I would like my country back. I used to believe that one man could never destroy this country. Not so sure anymore!
10-18-10, 11:31 PM #4
Thank you, thank you
10-19-10, 03:53 AM #5
He failed the next part though.
He was told to go into a room and shoot the person he found in there. The Sheriff waited listening out side. He heard several gun shots and then the sound of screaming and a struggle and then it all went quiet. The guy came out, covered in blood and the Sheriff asked what happened.
The guy said
'' Well I went in and found it was my ex wife! Turns out the gun was loaded with blanks, so I had to beat the bitch to death with it. ''To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.
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10-19-10, 06:08 AM #6
My dad, I miss him every day.
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