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    Sheriff's Exam


    Subject: Sheriff's Exam

    A man in Texas looking to join the Frio County Sheriffs Dept. was
    being interviewed.

    The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your qualifications look
    good, but there's an attitude suitability test you must pass before you
    can be accepted."

    Then, sliding a Smith and Wesson 45 pistol across the desk, he says
    to the man, "Take this pistol; go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six
    meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six 'Progressive Liberal'
    democrats, and a rabbit."

    "Why the rabbit?" the man asked.

    "That's the attitude we're looking for!" said the Sergeant, "When
    can you start?"

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    Nice.

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    That is one of my favorites!!!


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    Thank you, thank you

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    He failed the next part though.

    He was told to go into a room and shoot the person he found in there. The Sheriff waited listening out side. He heard several gun shots and then the sound of screaming and a struggle and then it all went quiet. The guy came out, covered in blood and the Sheriff asked what happened.

    The guy said

    '' Well I went in and found it was my ex wife! Turns out the gun was loaded with blanks, so I had to beat the bitch to death with it. ''
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