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    Resident Smart Ass is offline I ASK THE QUESTIONS AROUND HERE
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    Dead man in mortuary impregnates woman

    Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA

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    Captain America is offline Reed and Malloy were my FTOs
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    Imagine that , Marmaduke lives in a trailer. Go figure. Does the father get child custody because Marmaduke is an unfit mother
    SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM

    "It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
    -Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"

    Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
    -General Omar Bradley, United States Army

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    What. The.

    How? I read it, still don't want to know.

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    that seriously disturbs me...
    -=Twan007


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    I don't think so.
    No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13

    "The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".

    We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.

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    Cidp24 is offline Tempus Fugit
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    Quite possibly the oddest thing I have ever heard. Very disturbing.
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    "There's something inherently wrong with having to put on a bullet-proof vest and a gun to go to work."-(An old friend)


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    But...ya...gotta...have...bloo dflow...


    Oh hell, I'll stop trying to understand it.
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    Ok...it seems this is a satirical website, a la The Onion. Either way, gross.
    "If anything worthwhile comes of this tragedy, it should be the realization by every citizen that often the only thing that stands between them and losing everything they hold dear... is the man wearing a badge." -- Ronald Reagan, in the wake of the deaths of 4 CHP troopers in the Newhall Incident, 1970

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    I think it's false.

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    Dead Serious News is a satirical website that is updated on an irregular basis. With the exception of the names of public figures, all names are fictional.
    Still...

    "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
    - Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America

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    That from the nunnery
    Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
    To war and arms I fly.
    - Lovelace

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    I'd hate to have that collar...
    "We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm." -- George Orwell

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    Figures RSA would find some sick shit like this LOL
    Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G.I.
    One died for your soul, the other for your freedom. ~ Anon

    si hic carrus commovet non quaerete

    RIP Scott L. Roth- Pfc 1st Platoon,401st MP Co, KIA 12/20/89- Operation Just Cause- Not forgotten.
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