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12-14-10, 01:27 PM #1
Swamp Mafia Fun
A filthy rich Florida man decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbors.
He also invited Thibodeaux, the only Cajun in the neighborhood.
He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.
Thibodeaux was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating shrimp, oysters and BBQ, and flirting with all the women.
At the height of the party, the host said, 'I have a 10 foot Man-eating gator in my pool. And I'll give a million dollars to anyone who has the nerve to jump in.
The words were barely out of his mouth when there was a loud splash. Everyone turned around and saw Thibodeaux in the pool!
Thibodeaux was fighting the gator! Thibodeaux was jabbing it in the eyes with his thumbs, throwing punches, head butts and choke holds, biting the gator on the tail and flipping it through the air like some kind of Judo Instructor.
The water was churning and splashing everywhere.
Both Thibodeaux and the gator were screaming and raising all kinds of hell.
Finally Thibodeaux strangled the gator and let it float to the top like a dime store goldfish.
Thibodeaux then slowly climbed out of the pool.
Everybody was just staring at him in disbelief.
Finally the host says, 'Well, Thibodeaux, I reckon I owe you a million dollars.'
'No, dat's okay. I don't want it no million dollas,' said Thibodeaux.
The rich man said, 'Man, I have to give you something. You won the bet.
How about half a million bucks then? 'No tanks, I don't want no monay,' answered Thibodeaux.
The host said, 'Come on, I insist on giving you something. That was amazing. How about a new Porsche, a Rolex, some stock options, you name it?' Again Thibodeaux said no.
Confused, the rich man asked, 'Well, Thibodeaux, then what would you like?'
Thibodeaux said, 'I just want da name of dat guy who pushed me into da pool!'-=Twan007
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