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    The Pope

    After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded Into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light), the Driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the Curb.

    "Excuse me, Your Holiness," says the driver," Would You please take your seat so we can leave?" "Well, to tell you the truth," says the Pope, "they Never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a Cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today."

    "I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do That. I'd lose my job! And what if something should Happen?" protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone To work that morning. "Who's going to tell? Besides, there might be Something extra in it for you," says the Pope with a Smile.

    Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope Climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly Regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, The Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 105 Mph. (Remember, he's a German Pope.)

    "Please slow down, Your Holiness!" pleads the worried Driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal Until they hear sirens.

    "Oh, dear God, I'm gonna lose my license -- and my Job!" moans the driver.

    The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the Cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, Goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.

    "I need to talk to the Chief," he says to the Dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop Tells him that he's stopped a limo going a hundred And five.

    "So bust him," says the Chief.

    "I don't think we want to do that, he's really Important," said the

    The Chief exclaimed," All the more reason!"

    "No, I mean really important," said the cop with a bit Of

    The Chief then asked, "Who ya got there, the Mayor?"

    Cop: "Bigger."

    Chief: " The Governor?"

    Cop: "Bigger."

    Chief: "The President?"

    Cop: "Bigger."

    "Well," said the Chief, "Who is it?"

    Cop: "I think it's God!"

    The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, "What Makes you think it's God?"

    Cop: "He's got the Pope as a chauffeur!"

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    I just read this one the other day and thought it was pretty funny. You beat me to posting it. I've read it awhile back too. I still laughed as I read it again.

    I think it's funny!


    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown



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