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01-04-11, 11:50 PM #1
Beware , Blonde Driver !!
A state trooper pulls over a blonde on a lonely back road and says ," Ma'am , is there any reason why your weaving all over the road?" The driver replied, " Oh Officer , thank goodness your here. I almost had an accident. I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me ! I swerved to the left and there was another tree ! I swerved to the right and there was another tree ! The trooper reached thru the driver's window and pointed to the rear view mirror and said, " Ma'am , that is your air freshener."SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
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