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    T.G.I.F. vs. S.H.I.T.

    A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T.G.I.F."

    He smiled at her and replied, "S.H.I.T."

    She looked puzzled and repeated "T.G.I.F." more slowly. He answered again, "S.H.I.T."

    The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possible, "T.G.I.F."

    The man smiled back at her and once again said, "S.H.I.T."

    The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain, "'T.G.I.F.' means 'Thank God It's Friday'. Get it, duuhhhh?

    The man answered, " 'S.H.I.T.' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.'"


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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown

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    Lmao!! Too Funny! Be Nice I Am A Blonde!lol!!

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    (be nice because I am not a blonde)

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