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    The Biker

    A tough looking biker was riding his Harley through a small town when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge. So he stops.

    “What are you doing?” he asks.

    “I’m going to commit suicide,” she says.

    While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an opportunity to prove he was a classy guy. So he asked “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a Kiss?”

    So, she does.

    After she’s finished, the biker says, “Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That’s a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?”

    “My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”
    Pleasing nobody, one person at a time.

    That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.

    If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.

    I intend to go in harm's way. -John Paul Jones

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    The biker then hurled his cross dressing little ass off the bridge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain America View Post
    The biker then hurled his cross dressing little ass off the bridge.
    Dunno, maybe he liked it more.
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    The biker had to think, "Hmmmm, wonder where else this guy's lips have been?"

    (THAT'S when he threw the little faggot off the bridge!)


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