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02-11-11, 03:54 PM #1
A tough looking biker was riding his Harley through a small town when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge. So he stops.
“What are you doing?” he asks.
“I’m going to commit suicide,” she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an opportunity to prove he was a classy guy. So he asked “Well, before you jump, why don’t you give me a Kiss?”
So, she does.
After she’s finished, the biker says, “Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That’s a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?”
“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.
I intend to go in harm's way. -John Paul Jones
Hunt the wolf, and bring light to the dark places that others fear to go. LT COL Dave Grossman
I'd be a better people person if I was around better people.
02-11-11, 04:58 PM #2
The biker then hurled his cross dressing little ass off the bridge.
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
02-11-11, 05:52 PM #3\\` ` ` ` < ` )___/\
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02-11-11, 06:02 PM #4
02-11-11, 06:06 PM #5
The biker had to think, "Hmmmm, wonder where else this guy's lips have been?"
(THAT'S when he threw the little faggot off the bridge!)
.The Swamp Mafia -"Heaven doesn't want us,and Hell's afraid we'll take over!!".
02-12-11, 10:12 AM #6
It's only "experimenting" the first time. (haha)"If everything is under control, you're just not going fast enough"---Mario Andretti
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