The Outhouse

[Cidp24]

Early one morning, Tee Jean was walking along the bank of Bayou Que de Tortue behind his house. All of a sudden, he noticed that the family outhouse, located right on the bank, was tilting dangerously toward the bayou; the heavy downpour from the previous night had serious eroded the bank where the outhouse was located. Being a boy (and a pretty canaille one at that) and reasoning that the outhouse was beyond salvage, Tee Jean picked up a big stick and whacked the outhouse - really peléed it - and watched as the outhouse toppled over, fell into the bayou, and quickly sank under the muddy waters. A few hours later, Tee Jean's father came up to him and with anger in his voice asked, "Tee Jean, did you knock that outhouse into the bayou?" "Papa," the boy answered, "like George Washington, I cannot tell a lie. I did it." "Mais, Tee Jean, come with me maintenant to the woodshed. You are going to get the whipping of your life!" Tee Jean was shocked by this turn of events and said, "Papa, when George Washington told his papa that he had chopped down the cherry tree, his papa didn't give him a whipping." "Mais no, Tee Jean," said his father, "but George Washington's papa wasn't in that cherry tree when he cut it down, either.

[keith720]

That reminds me of when Captain America told me about the first outhouse he built. He said he didn't know how deep to dig the hole, so his Daddy told him dig the hole, put some water in it and take a poop. He told him "When you can count to five before you hear slash, the hole is deep enough." Captain dug the hole, put the water in and sat down to put it to the test. He started counting and when he got to thirty, he called his Daddy in. "Daddy," he said, "I took a dump like you told me too and counted to thirty and I still didn't hear no splash." "Son," he replied, "you gotta take your pants down first."

[Jenna]

That reminds me of when Captain America told me about the first outhouse he built. He said he didn't know how deep to dig the hole, so his Daddy told him dig the hole, put some water in it and take a poop. He told him "When you can count to five before you hear slash, the hole is deep enough." Captain dug the hole, put the water in and sat down to put it to the test. He started counting and when he got to thirty, he called his Daddy in. "Daddy," he said, "I took a dump like you told me too and counted to thirty and I still didn't hear no splash." "Son," he replied, "you gotta take your pants down first."

[Cidp24]

That reminds me of when Captain America told me about the first outhouse he built. He said he didn't know how deep to dig the hole, so his Daddy told him dig the hole, put some water in it and take a poop. He told him "When you can count to five before you hear slash, the hole is deep enough." Captain dug the hole, put the water in and sat down to put it to the test. He started counting and when he got to thirty, he called his Daddy in. "Daddy," he said, "I took a dump like you told me too and counted to thirty and I still didn't hear no splash." "Son," he replied, "you gotta take your pants down first."

HAHAHAHAHA!!

[Captain America]

That reminds me of when Captain America told me about the first outhouse he built. He said he didn't know how deep to dig the hole, so his Daddy told him dig the hole, put some water in it and take a poop. He told him "When you can count to five before you hear slash, the hole is deep enough." Captain dug the hole, put the water in and sat down to put it to the test. He started counting and when he got to thirty, he called his Daddy in. "Daddy," he said, "I took a dump like you told me too and counted to thirty and I still didn't hear no splash." "Son," he replied, "you gotta take your pants down first."

KEITH ON THE THRONE AT HIS DOUBLE -WIDE.

[Jenna]

[keith720]

KEITH ON THE THRONE AT HIS DOUBLE -WIDE.

At least I'm not counting, waiting for the splash!

[Cidp24]

So I was going to post a pic and kid with both of you....

NEVER, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, Google "two big hairy guy pic"

[Captain America]

At least I'm not counting, waiting for the splash!

Notice the lack of toliet paper......... Remind me not to shake hands with you when I see you again big fella.

[Captain America]

So I was going to post a pic and kid with both of you....

NEVER, under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, Google "two big hairy guy pic"

RSA special ???

[Cidp24]

RSA special ???

Just a horrendous list of choices.

[Buttercup]

That reminds me of when Captain America told me about the first outhouse he built. He said he didn't know how deep to dig the hole, so his Daddy told him dig the hole, put some water in it and take a poop. He told him "When you can count to five before you hear slash, the hole is deep enough." Captain dug the hole, put the water in and sat down to put it to the test. He started counting and when he got to thirty, he called his Daddy in. "Daddy," he said, "I took a dump like you told me too and counted to thirty and I still didn't hear no splash." "Son," he replied, "you gotta take your pants down first."