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    Gotcha Granny

    A church lady, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.

    The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in awhile the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheer.

    However, when the revelers saw the church lady, the room went dead silent.

    She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?

    The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf

    “Well, in that case I'll just look the other way," said the church lady.

    So, the bartender showed the church lady to the back of the restaurant, and she proceeded to the restroom.

    After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the church lady a loud round of applause.

    She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?”

    "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"

    “But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled church lady.

    “You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"
    Facta non verba
    "The good Lord set definite limits on man's wisdom, but set no limits on his stupidity — and that's not fair!" — Konrad Adenauer,

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    Lmao! Go granny, go granny!

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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown

 

 

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