The Top Ten Fun Things To Try If You Can’t Pass The Test

[Elle]

1. When they hand out the test, bolt out of the room, screaming, “I’ve got the secret documents!”
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m so sure you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3. Bring your own cheerleaders.
4. Find new and interesting ways to refuse to answer every question. For example: “I refuse to answer this question about the use of force on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs.”
5. Run into the exam room looking around frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say “They’ve found me, I have to leave the country,” and run off.
6. Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out “Merry Christmas!” If you’re really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
7. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he’s not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.
8. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
9. Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things and move to another seat.
10. Do your taxes

[Autumn2009]

Yes!! Those are awesome and in perfect timing for exam week!! I should have done half of those earlier in my Corrections exam.

[Elle]

I suggest doing number 8, and eat everyone else's exam as well.

[Wise_undergrad_08]

I'm a big fan of #9! Awesome post. +1.


Nevermind... I'll have to owe you that rep because I need to spread it around a little more first before hitting you again. Or did I already rep you for this thread? I can't remember, and I can't think. It's getting close to exam week, so I'm not required to do so. I am throughly convinced that college is actually taking away from my ability to think and not adding to it.

[Roses]

These were hilarious.