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08-31-11, 02:19 PM #1
A man walked into a Florida bar with his alligator and asked the bartender:
"Do you serve lawyers here?" "Sure." "Good. One beer for me and a lawyer for my alligator."
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
08-31-11, 03:22 PM #2
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