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08-31-11, 03:19 PM #1
A man walked into a Florida bar with his alligator and asked the bartender:
"Do you serve lawyers here?" "Sure." "Good. One beer for me and a lawyer for my alligator."
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
08-31-11, 04:22 PM #2
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