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09-02-11, 03:05 PM #1
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a smart woman
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ..."
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
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The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
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09-02-11, 03:33 PM #2
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OK, now you got me started....Why are a woman's feet so small?
So she can stand closer to the stove.For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
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09-02-11, 04:11 PM #3
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Originally Posted by keith720
O.K. now you got me started........
Your prospective is distorted Keith , everybody's feet are small compared to you.
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
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09-02-11, 05:38 PM #4
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A man gets home from work and sits down in front of the TV.
He yells to his wife, "Bring me a beer before it starts!"
He downs it quickly and yells again, "Bring me another beer before it starts!"
He downs the second one quickly and yells a third time, "Bring me another beer before it starts!"
She brings him his 3rd beer and nags, "What are you going to do, drink beer and watch TV all night?"
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09-02-11, 05:39 PM #5
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Okay
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who cares, she can cook in the dark.
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09-02-11, 05:51 PM #6
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Why did the feminist cross the road?
Who cares? What's she doing out of the kitchen.For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
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09-02-11, 06:44 PM #7
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All y'all might as well lay down and start stinkin' if you're wives/girlfriends see this cause you're gonna be murdered
It is pretty funny though.*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."
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I aint skeered of no girls! Originally Posted by Cidp24
All y'all might as well lay down and start stinkin' if you're wives/girlfriends see this cause you're gonna be murdered
It is pretty funny though.
For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
Winston Churchill
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09-02-11, 06:54 PM #9
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Why do women get their periods?
Because they deserve them!For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
Winston Churchill
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09-02-11, 06:57 PM #10
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Therein lies the beauty of having, not only an ex, but an ex who doesn't have (or want) internet access. .. Originally Posted by Cidp24
All y'all might as well lay down and start stinkin' if you're wives/girlfriends see this cause you're gonna be murdered
It is pretty funny though.
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09-03-11, 07:26 AM #11
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My step father had this little gem taped to his dresser mirror.
A married man was always complaining that his wife could never do anything right. In a desperate measure to appease her husband the dutiful wife prepared him breakfast which would be eggs. She measured all the right ingredients, had the stove fire just right, and produced too perfectly cooked eggs. The wife, so very proud of her self, presented the eggs to her husband at the table convinced he could have no complaint. The husband looks at the plate, looks at his wife, shakes his head and promptly states "I can't believe you screwed up again." The wife quickly shoots back her disbelief and asks what could possible be wrong with her perfectly cooked eggs. The husband states he can't believe the wife can't see the obvious.
"You cooked the wrong egg first."
My mother's reply after reading that......
"You're step father is an asshole." (and I quote)Do not war for peace. If you must war, war for justice. For without justice there is no peace. -me
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