Questions and Answers

**slamdunc** · 05-05-06, 09:06 AM

Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It's Braille for suck here.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It's the same as a French kiss, but only "down under."

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them
down, make a tire, and call it a Good Year.

Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But then they go,
they
take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch

**MonsterMash** · 05-05-06, 09:15 AM

A high school boy goes to the drugstore and buys a 3 pack of condoms. One each for Fri, Sat, and Sun.

A college guy goes in and buys 2 3 packs of condoms. Two each for Fri, Sat and Sun.

A married man goes in and buys a 12 pack of condoms.......one for each month.

**Roses** · 05-09-06, 07:50 PM

Both jokes are funny!

**refusetostop** · 05-09-06, 08:25 PM

Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder

1. All the DNA is the same.
2. There are no dental records.

MY FATHER, when he was a police officer, was manning the radar device one day. Suddenly a car came whipping down the highway. Spotting the police car, the driver stomped on the brakes and screeched to a halt. He leapt out and ran to my father's cruiser, threw a cigar in the window, and then tore back to his car and took off in a cloud of dust. On the cigar was printed, IT'S A GIRL.

A POLICEMAN heard this plea on his radio: "Does anyone know where I'm at? I'm all screwed up." It was a patrolman who had lost his way. Another voice rang out, bold and authoritative: "Would the officer making that last transmission please identify himself?" After a short silence, a third unidentified voice said, "He's not that screwed Up.