I decided that I needed a few days off but realized that I had no vacation, personal or sick leave left, so I figured the best way to get the Boss to send me home was to act a little crazy. I figured he'd think I was "burning out" and would give me some time off. I came in to work early the other day and began hanging upside down from the ceiling. Just then one of my coworkers (she's blonde. it'll be important later) came in and asked me what I'm doing.
"Shh," I said, "I'm acting crazy to get a few days off. I'm acting like a light bulb."
A second later the Boss walked by and asked me what I was doing. "I'm a light bulb!" I exclaimed
"You're going crazy," he said. "Take a few days off." With that, I jumped down and started walking out.
My blonde coworker started following me. The Boss stopped her and asked where she was going...... She said, "I'm going home, I can't work in the dark!"