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    The deer hunter and the dentist

    The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry.
    I have two buddies sitting out in my truck waiting for us to go
    deer hunting, so forget about the anesthetic, I don't have time
    for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth,
    and be done with it! We have our feeders set to go off in thirty
    ... minutes. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!'

    The dentist thought to himself, "My goodness, this is surely a
    very brave man asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain."

    So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"

    The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth Honey,
    and show him.
    "It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...
    to another life somewhere in the sun."
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    That's probably what he said to the deer, too!

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