I left work Friday afternoon. Being payday, instead of going home, I stayed out the entire weekend hunting with the boys and spent most of my paycheck. When I finally got home, Sunday night, I am confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours with a tirade . Finally, my wife stopped the nagging and simply said to me, how would you like it if you didn't see her for two or three days? To which I replied, that would be fine with me. Monday went by and I didn't see my wife. Tuesday came and went with the same results. Today, the swelling went down just enough where I could see her a little out of the corner of my left eye.