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    Blondes

    How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?









    Shine a flashlight in her ear.


    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
    Ben

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
    President Ronald Reagan



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    that right there was funny....ha ha

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    I have one for you.....what did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?....GOSH I HOPE IT'S MINE!!!!

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    Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?


    It takes too long to retrain them.


    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
    Ben

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
    President Ronald Reagan



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    Why do they make blonde jokes so simple???




    So red heads can understand them too.


    Don't kill me ladies, my oldest Daughter is a red head and thats why I love the joke. =op

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    ha ha good ones!

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    How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?


    There's white out on the screen.

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    Why do blonde girls have bruises around their belly buttons?























    Cause blonde guys ain't that smart either.
    He who has the money, signs the cheques.
    He who signs the cheques, makes the rules.
    He who makes the rules, has the power.
    He who has the power, has the money.

 

 

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