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    Blondes again

    What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?

    Pull the pin and throw it back.

    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)

    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
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    So this blonde girl watches a TV show about Ice Fishing and thinks she'd like to try it. She reads up on it and buys all the gear. She picks a spot on the ice and starts to saw through, when a voice booms out,'' THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THERE''. So she moves to another spot and starts sawing away again. The Voice booms out again, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THERE!''. So she moves again and starts to saw, the Voice booms out again, ''THERE ARE NO FISH ANYWHERE UNDER THE ICE!'' The Blonde says, ''Are you sure, God?'' The Voice booms out again, ''I'M NOT GOD. I'M JUST THE MANAGER OF THIS ICE RINK!''
    To be born an Englishman, is to be a winner in the Lottery of Life.

    I've Talked the Talk and I've Walked the Walk, now I Sit the Sit!

    It's not until you look at an Ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day, that you realise just how often they burst into flames for no reason!



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