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Thread: A curse
10-13-11, 11:59 AM #1
A man goes to see a wizard and says: "Can you lift a curse that was put on me years ago?" "Maybe" says the wizard, "If you can remember the exact words of the curse." The man replies without hesitation: "I now pronounce you as man and wife!"
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
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