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10-25-11, 10:54 PM #1
HUSBAND & WIFE ARE SHOPPING. HUSBAND PICKS UP CASE OF BEER & PUTS IN CART. "WHAT R U DOING?" ASKS WIFE. "THEY'RE ON SALE, ONLY $10 4 24 CANS". PUT THEM BACK, WE CAN'T AFFORD THEM" DEMANDS THE WIFE. AS THEY PASS ANOTHER AISLE WIFE PICKS UP A $20 JAR OF FACE CREAM & PUTS IN CART. "WHAT DO U THINK YOU'RE DOING "? HE ASKS. "IT'S MY FACE CREAM, IT MAKES ME LOOK SEXY & BEAUTIFUL 4 U WHEN WE'RE MAKING LOVE. HUSBAND RETORTS: SO DOES 24 CANS OF BEER...AT 1/2 THE PRICE...LOUD SPEAKER COMES ON...MAN DOWN IN AISLE 4Don't you just hate it when someone's balls are hidden so well, they can't seem to find it themselves ~ RSA
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10-26-11, 05:14 AM #2
Obviously she doesn't under stand basic economics'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” Sigmund Freud
10-27-11, 02:39 PM #3
Good one!!!NON TIMEBO MALA.
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