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    MAN DOWN

    HUSBAND & WIFE ARE SHOPPING. HUSBAND PICKS UP CASE OF BEER & PUTS IN CART. "WHAT R U DOING?" ASKS WIFE. "THEY'RE ON SALE, ONLY $10 4 24 CANS". PUT THEM BACK, WE CAN'T AFFORD THEM" DEMANDS THE WIFE. AS THEY PASS ANOTHER AISLE WIFE PICKS UP A $20 JAR OF FACE CREAM & PUTS IN CART. "WHAT DO U THINK YOU'RE DOING "? HE ASKS. "IT'S MY FACE CREAM, IT MAKES ME LOOK SEXY & BEAUTIFUL 4 U WHEN WE'RE MAKING LOVE. HUSBAND RETORTS: SO DOES 24 CANS OF BEER...AT 1/2 THE PRICE...LOUD SPEAKER COMES ON...MAN DOWN IN AISLE 4
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    Obviously she doesn't under stand basic economics
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    possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'

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