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10-30-11, 08:13 PM #1
10-30-11, 08:21 PM #2
Here's your free candy. We took it from a kid who actually went trick or treating to get it.The world would be much cleaner if blind people carried brooms instead of sticks.
At communion, when the priest says "Body of Christ", I say "Thanks, I've been working out", then I grab the cracker and run back to my seat
An amateur practices until he gets it right. A professional practices until he cant get it wrong.
They've got us surrounded? Good. Now we can fire in any direction. Those bastards won't get away this time.
10-30-11, 08:47 PM #3
The kid is probably thinking WTF!? looking at the guy with the red costume trying to figure out what the hell it is. He probably doesn't realize its the president because of that guy with the red costume is taking all of his attention.
10-31-11, 12:35 AM #4
You didn't steal the good candy did you mr president?'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” Sigmund Freud
10-31-11, 02:49 AM #5
Oh great! Michelle is helping hand this stuff out... What is it? A rice cake?!?
10-31-11, 10:38 AM #6
" Geez sir, your costume is really scary. You look just like that dumbass Obama !!"SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
10-31-11, 12:04 PM #7
"Oh look, someone is masquerading as a US President..."*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."*************************"There's something inherently wrong with having to put on a bullet-proof vest and a gun to go to work."-(An old friend)
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10-31-11, 01:57 PM #8
Excuse me Mr. President, is this the hope or change portion?
10-31-11, 01:58 PM #9
(Child thinks to himself) I hope this changes into something useful.
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