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05-07-06, 08:06 AM #1
Son's Infinite Wisdom
One day a little boy by the name Timothy, who was about 6 years old, went to his mom and asked her, "How old are you?"
The mom said, "There are some things you should never ask a woman and that is one of them. You will understand when you get older."
Then the boy asked his mom, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?"
The mom replied, "Like I said there are some things you should never ask a woman and that is one of them. You will understand when you get older."
Later the boy came to his mom and asked, "Mommy, why did you and daddy get a divorce?"
The mom told Timothy, "There is some things you should never ask a woman and that is definitely one of them. You will understand when you get older"
So the boy wandered off to his mom's room and found her purse and started looking through it. As he was going through the purse he found her license. He was looking at it and looking and looking. Then he went back to his mother and told her, "Mommy, I know how old you are."
"How old," she said.
The little boy said, "27". Then he said, "I know how much you weigh."
"How much," she said.
The little boy told her,"You are 130 pounds." I also know why you and daddy got a divorce.
"Why son?" she said.
He said, "Because you have an F in sex."
A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.
It enriches those who receive it,without making poorer those who give.It takes but a moment, but the memoryof it sometimes lasts forever.
None is so rich or mighty that hecan get along without it,and none is so poor but thathe can be made rich by it.
A smile creates happiness in the home,fosters goodwill in business,and is the countersign of friendship.
It brings rest to the weary,cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.
Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,or stolen, for it is something that is of novalue to anyone until it is given away.
Some people are too tired to give you a smile.Give them one of yours, as none needs a smileso much as he who has no more to give.
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05-07-06, 08:57 AM #2
LmaoBeing the best is not what always counts. What counts is always trying your best.
Remember who you are, and where you came from. That way you never get a big head.
May those that lost their lives in 9-11 RIP, for the things you did not many could do. You left so many behind so that you could save so few. For now we stand strong as one, and will not look back till the fight is done. (me)
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05-07-06, 09:01 AM #3
05-07-06, 10:08 AM #4
Nice one'The Art of War' teaches us to "Rely not on the likelihood of the enemy's coming, but on our own readiness to receive him"--Sun Tsu
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