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Thread: Chicken Feathers
05-07-06, 11:51 PM #1
Don't eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what.....
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became
Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered
they both brought chicken sandwiches every day!
This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he
noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich.
He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken?
Don't you like it anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."
"Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said
"Cause I'm starting to grow feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said.
"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said, "That's right. You are!
Better not eat any more chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut
He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches.
I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"
She asked if she could look,
so he pulled down his pants for her to see.
She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you!
You've already got the neck and the gizzards!!!No one has greater love than this, to lay down ones life for ones friends - John 15:13
"The Wicked Flee When No Man Pursueth: But The Righteous Are Bold As A Lion".
We lucky few, we band of brothers. For he who today sheds his blood with me shall be my brother.
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