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    True story!!

    So last week I respond to a "harassment" call that turned into a civil issue. So I am patting the subject of the call down and I find a knife in his right back pocket. I go down the leg and start on the left side when I feel something wet around his left rear pocket. Just as I feel the wetness, the overwhelming scent of shit fills my nostrils.

    the subject turns his head towards me and says "Damnit I just shit my pants." I can handle corpses and most dirty house cases but I literally began dry heaving! I finished the pat down, told him to stop calling the neighbor names and washed my hands for about 20 minutes.

    not more than an hour later I arrest a drunk for assault at a bar after a short foot pursuit. Halfway to the jail he tells me he just shit his pants.... about a minute later I smell it.. When we got to the jail he had the shit halfway up his back.

    That was the night I can say I was a real shit magnet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by abom334 View Post

    That was the night I can say I was a real shit magnet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiphos View Post
    Did you find what the first guy was afraid you were gonna find?
    Whatever it was, he can have it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhino View Post
    Whatever it was, he can have it.
    LOL!! My thoughts exactly.
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    Ha, reminds me of a guy I arrested for OWI 3 weeks after getting my first pick-up for a squad. He fell over during the HGN test, and shit himself (the runny kind ). Didn't realize it until he was in the back seat of my squad...which has CLOTH seats. I had to clean my CLOTH seats for about 30 minutes, 10 minutes of scrubbin, 20 minutes of gagging. The next day I went and bought a vinyl car seat cover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bjohnson63 View Post
    Ha, reminds me of a guy I arrested for OWI 3 weeks after getting my first pick-up for a squad. He fell over during the HGN test, and shit himself (the runny kind ). Didn't realize it until he was in the back seat of my squad...which has CLOTH seats. I had to clean my CLOTH seats for about 30 minutes, 10 minutes of scrubbin, 20 minutes of gagging. The next day I went and bought a vinyl car seat cover.


    Oh isn't that some shit?! I hope you added criminal mischief to the charges.
    "Fear not the night. Fear that which walks the night. And *I* am that which walks the night. But only evil need fear me …and gentle souls sleep safe in their beds…because I walk the night".- Dave Grossman

 

 

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