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Thread: True story!!
12-04-11, 06:37 AM #1
So last week I respond to a "harassment" call that turned into a civil issue. So I am patting the subject of the call down and I find a knife in his right back pocket. I go down the leg and start on the left side when I feel something wet around his left rear pocket. Just as I feel the wetness, the overwhelming scent of shit fills my nostrils.
the subject turns his head towards me and says "Damnit I just shit my pants." I can handle corpses and most dirty house cases but I literally began dry heaving! I finished the pat down, told him to stop calling the neighbor names and washed my hands for about 20 minutes.
not more than an hour later I arrest a drunk for assault at a bar after a short foot pursuit. Halfway to the jail he tells me he just shit his pants.... about a minute later I smell it.. When we got to the jail he had the shit halfway up his back.
That was the night I can say I was a real shit magnet."Fear not the night. Fear that which walks the night. And *I* am that which walks the night. But only evil need fear me …and gentle souls sleep safe in their beds…because I walk the night".- Dave Grossman
12-04-11, 07:43 AM #2
Man, ain't that some crap??*************************"It wouldn't take much for me to up and run...to another life somewhere in the sun."*************************"There's something inherently wrong with having to put on a bullet-proof vest and a gun to go to work."-(An old friend)
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12-04-11, 07:43 AM #3
12-04-11, 08:59 AM #4
You were really in the line of doody!
12-04-11, 01:30 PM #5
Shit happens.SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
12-04-11, 06:42 PM #6
Did you find what the first guy was afraid you were gonna find?That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.
I intend to go in harm's way. -John Paul Jones
Hunt the wolf, and bring light to the dark places that others fear to go. LT COL Dave Grossman
I'd be a better people person if I was around better people.
12-04-11, 07:57 PM #7
At least you didn't have a fan for it to hit.Romans 8:28-31
"Anima Sana In Corpore Sano"
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12-05-11, 12:39 AM #8
12-05-11, 01:31 AM #9
12-05-11, 08:02 PM #10
Well.... Crap'Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a
delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly
promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which
holds forth the proposition that it is entirely
possible to pick up a turd by the clean end!'
“A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity.” Sigmund Freud
12-06-11, 08:59 AM #11
Ha, reminds me of a guy I arrested for OWI 3 weeks after getting my first pick-up for a squad. He fell over during the HGN test, and shit himself (the runny kind ). Didn't realize it until he was in the back seat of my squad...which has CLOTH seats. I had to clean my CLOTH seats for about 30 minutes, 10 minutes of scrubbin, 20 minutes of gagging. The next day I went and bought a vinyl car seat cover.
12-07-11, 04:30 AM #12"Fear not the night. Fear that which walks the night. And *I* am that which walks the night. But only evil need fear me …and gentle souls sleep safe in their beds…because I walk the night".- Dave Grossman
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