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    TEN WAYS You Know You Married a COP!

    10. When you start an argument, he calls for back-up
    9. Refers to bedroom as "The Pokey"
    8. Secret desire to see you in a Kevlar nightie
    7. Calls farting his "silent alarm"
    6. The obvious nightstick reference.
    5. You never hear him say, " OH, Man.... not donuts again !!"
    4. Refers to his winkie as "the ol' breathalyzer!"
    3. Stops you in the middle of sex to ask you if you knew how fast you were going.
    2. Handcuffs don't turn him on anymore.
    1. YES, that IS a gun in his pocket !!!!!

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    A Smile

    A smile cost nothing, but gives so much.

    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

    - author unknown



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