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Since this can be an ongoing meme I stickied it in Shenanigans.
For those of you who are new to the internet, here's the comprehensive website for Chuck Norris Facts.
Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?
Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't get sick, sick gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris died 4 years ago, but Death is afraid to tell him.
Guns carry Chuck Norris for protection.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?
Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.
You must really like that one. See post #24 above. :doh: :bowl:Quote:
Originally Posted by JLK
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Originally Posted by Captain America
oops. i hope Mr. Norris dont find out
Chuck Norris doesn't do running of the bulls in Spain, The bulls do the running from Chuck Norris.
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
Chuck Norris doesn't even have to kill anyone.... he just stares at them and they drop over dead.
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