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12-31-11, 02:48 PM #21
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12-31-11, 02:50 PM #22
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Since this can be an ongoing meme I stickied it in Shenanigans.
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If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.
I intend to go in harm's way. -John Paul Jones
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12-31-11, 02:56 PM #23
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For those of you who are new to the internet, here's the comprehensive website for Chuck Norris Facts.
"If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton
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01-06-12, 02:35 PM #24
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Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?
Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
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The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
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01-09-12, 08:09 PM #25
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sick, sick gets Chuck Norris.
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01-30-12, 11:41 AM #26
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"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
Ben
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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03-16-12, 10:49 AM #27
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That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.
I intend to go in harm's way. -John Paul Jones
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03-16-12, 11:35 PM #28
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Chuck Norris died 4 years ago, but Death is afraid to tell him.
Wiping the turds of humanity from the ass of society from 1600 to midnight.
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04-13-12, 10:59 AM #29
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"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
Ben
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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04-26-12, 10:33 AM #30
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Guns carry Chuck Norris for protection.
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
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06-14-12, 03:52 AM #31
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Why did President Harry S. Truman drop the first atomic bomb?
Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
Ben
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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08-15-12, 05:16 PM #33
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You must really like that one. See post #24 above.
Originally Posted by JLK
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
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08-16-12, 01:14 AM #34
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That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.
I intend to go in harm's way. -John Paul Jones
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08-16-12, 10:24 AM #35
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Originally Posted by Captain America
You must really like that one. See post #24 above.
oops. i hope Mr. Norris dont find out
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
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The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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That which does not kill me, better start fucking running.
If I lived every day like it was my last, the body count would be staggering.
I intend to go in harm's way. -John Paul Jones
Hunt the wolf, and bring light to the dark places that others fear to go. LT COL Dave Grossman
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04-03-13, 04:13 PM #37
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Chuck Norris doesn't do running of the bulls in Spain, The bulls do the running from Chuck Norris.
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04-03-13, 05:59 PM #38
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Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills people.
For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
Winston Churchill
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04-04-13, 07:06 AM #39
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to kill anyone.... he just stares at them and they drop over dead.
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