Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945. Nazi Germany surrendered May 7th, 1945. Coincidence?
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Chuck Norris was born on May 6th, 1945. Nazi Germany surrendered May 7th, 1945. Coincidence?
Interesting, Keith!
I heard that ghosts sit around campfires and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris doesn't teabag , he potatoe sacks.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep , he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in Manslaughter
Chuck Norris endorsed Mike Huckabee. :eek: :fear: :bolt:
The tears of Chuck Norris can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck Norris has never cried.
Well, then, that pretty much says who I'd endorse if he were running!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jenna
Does it matter if he's running or not?Quote:
Originally Posted by keith720
If Chuck Norris endorsed him, well let's just all say Hail to President Huckabee.
Chuck endorsed him - - - end of story.
(Maybe he'll move into the White House - - like - - TOMORROW?):D
Think about how much money we'll save by not needing an election now.
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Superman wears Chuck Norris underoos.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail account.
gmail@chucknorris.com
Chuck Norris once got pulled over by a traffic cop. The traffic cop was lucky to get off with just a warning.
Chuck Norris sued NBC for copyright infringement. His legs were already named "Law" and "Order".