I was loafing around the house one day when a young sounding female telemarketer called selling magazines. She opened with "We have a 5 year subscription to all your favorite magazines for just the cost of shipping. We even have Penthouse."

Apparently her script said that if you get a guy on the phone, push the porn. But it didn't stop there...

"We have Guns and Ammo, Field and Stream, and Penthouse."

"We have Car and Driver, Road and Track, and Penthouse."

"We have Sports Illustrated, Golf Digest, and Penthouse."

You get the idea. After listing about 15 strings of magazines (all ending in Penthouse), she asked for my address to ship the magazines.

"Miss, I have just one question... Do any of these magazines come in braille?"

She hung up on me.