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  1. 12-19-11, 01:58 PM #1
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    How many men does it take to open a beer?

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    None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.


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    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
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    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
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