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12-22-11, 12:19 AM #1
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Celibacy
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, Frank and his wife Ann listened to the instructor declare, “It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.”
He then addressed the men. “Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?”
Frank leaned over, touched Ann’s arm gently, and whispered, “Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn’t it?”
And thus began Frank's life of celibacy...
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12-22-11, 01:47 AM #2
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HA!
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12-22-11, 08:20 AM #3
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Now, go make me a sammich...
"The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers that it can bribe the public with the public's money."
- Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America
Tell me not, Sweet, I am unkind,
That from the nunnery
Of thy chaste breast and quiet mind
To war and arms I fly. - Lovelace
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12-22-11, 09:31 AM #4
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So THAT'S why I haven't been gettin' - - - - ummmm, never mind.
NEVER MIND, I SAID!!!
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12-22-11, 10:18 AM #5
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wat o
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(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
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12-22-11, 10:31 AM #6
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12-22-11, 03:17 PM #7
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I don't get it.............
For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
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12-22-11, 05:04 PM #8
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neither will he
"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
Ben
The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
brought my rifle."
(just stole this one hope you don't mind)
The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
President Ronald Reagan
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12-22-11, 09:31 PM #9
Injustice/Indifference/In God we trust
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