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    QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!


    If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or
    shoplifting?


    Can you cry under water?


    How important does a person have to be before they are considered
    assassinated instead of just murdered?


    Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... But it's only a 'penny for
    your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?


    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried
    in for eternity?


    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


    What disease did cured ham actually have?


    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
    good idea to put wheels on luggage?


    Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like
    every two hours?


    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?



    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
    to look at things on the ground?


    Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
    They're going to see you naked anyway.


    Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?


    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
    crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?




    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why
    can't he fix a hole in a boat?


    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
    They're both dogs!


    If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he
    just buy dinner?


    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
    what is baby oil made from?


    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call
    it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you,
    but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

    Why, Why, Why

    Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
    getting dead?

    Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is
    not enough money?

    Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
    check when you say the paint is wet?

    Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

    Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

    Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
    revolver at him?

    Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

    Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

    If people evolved from apes,
    Why are there still apes?

    Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
    always white?

    Is there ever a day that mattresses
    Are not on sale?

    Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
    something new to eat will have materialized?

    Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
    cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
    the vacuum one more chance?

    Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

    How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

    When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
    cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it
    isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch
    where you're going?'

    Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
    the table you always manage to knock something else over?

    In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when
    we complained about the heat?

    How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

    The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering
    from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if
    they're okay, then it's you.



    "A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
    Ben

    The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented
    on his wearing his sidearm. "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you
    expecting trouble?" "No Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have
    brought my rifle."
    (just stole this one hope you don't mind)


    The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they are ignorant,
    it is just that they know so much that isn't so.
    President Ronald Reagan



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    If people evolved from apes,
    Why are there still apes?


    Here it's a joke. But the sad part is some people actually use this argument when trying to debunk evolution.
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then someone isn't thinking." -Gen. George S. Patton

 

 

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