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12-27-11, 01:43 PM #1
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YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF
YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF -
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in
your clothing.
8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than
setting off roadside bombs.
9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least
one.
10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
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12-27-11, 03:58 PM #2
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SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
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12-27-11, 04:11 PM #3
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I don't know, but numbers 3, 9 and 10 could apply to Louisiana residents as well!
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12-27-11, 05:01 PM #4
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Originally Posted by keith720
Q: What is the definition of safe sex in Wisconsin?
A: Placing signs on the animals that kick.SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
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12-27-11, 05:38 PM #5
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What's the definition of safe sex in Louisiana? Your sister is already pregnant.
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12-27-11, 07:25 PM #6
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Q. Why do they sell so many button-fly jeans in Wisconsin?
A. Because the cows can hear the zippers a mile away.SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
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12-27-11, 07:28 PM #7
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If a couple from Alabama gets divorced in Tennessee, are they still brother and sister in Loiusiana?
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12-27-11, 07:32 PM #8
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Originally Posted by keith720
Yeah , in Wisconsin too. That's not my fight.
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
-General Omar Bradley, United States Army
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12-27-11, 07:35 PM #9
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What does a tornado and a Louisiana divorce have in common? Either way, someone is going to loose a trailer.
For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
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You two should just go ahead and have sex.
Meanwhile, fishing in Russia:
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12-28-11, 01:58 AM #11
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thats some funny stuff there and i live in wi
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LMAO out loud.
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You really know how to suck the fun out of a thread. Originally Posted by Five-0
You two should just go ahead and have sex.
SI VIS PACEM PARA BELLUM-Ex-Sheriff Martin Howe to Will Kane in "High Noon"
"It's a great life. You risk your skin catching killers and the juries turn them loose so they can come back and shoot at you again. If your honest , your poor your whole life. And , In the end , you wind up dying all alone on some dirty street. For what? For nothing. For a tin star."
Far from being a handicap to command, compassion is the measure of it. For unless one values the lives of his soldiers and is tormented by their ordeals , he is unfit to command.
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12-28-11, 10:42 AM #14
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"A strong man stands up for himself. A stronger man stands up for others."
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At least all he sucks is the fun, there, Captain! Originally Posted by Captain America
You really know how to suck the fun out of a thread.For the morning will come. Brightly will it shine on the brave and true, kindly upon all who suffer for the cause, glorious upon the tombs of heroes. Thus will shine the dawn.
Winston Churchill
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