Dan and his buddies were hanging out and planning a 5-day golf trip.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go because his wife
wouldn't let him!

After a lot of teasing and name calling, Dan headed home totally frustrated.
The following week when Dan's buddies arrived at the golf resort, they were
shocked to see Dan sitting in the lobby, drinking a beer, holding his
putter!

"How did you talk your wife into letting you go, Dan?"

"I didn't have to," Dan replied. "Last night I slumped down in my
chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then, my wife snuck up behind me and

covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise.' When I peeled her hands back, she
was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and said, 'Carry me
into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want' ..

SO HERE I AM !"