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    Free Oranges

    Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know.
    One day, the police raided the brothel and took all the girls outside and made them line up. Suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by. Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
    Not willing to let her grandma know the truth, Lulu told her that the police were passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some. Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," Grandma said, and she proceeded to the back of the line.
    A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all the prostitutes. When he got to grandma, he was bewildered and exclaimed, Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it old girl?" Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck 'em' dry."
    The policeman fainted.
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    Now thats funny..... lol

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    lol.... very good
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    Nice one

    Good for her!
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    Very funny!

    LOL!
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    It enriches those who receive it,
    without making poorer those who give.
    It takes but a moment, but the memory
    of it sometimes lasts forever.

    None is so rich or mighty that he
    can get along without it,
    and none is so poor but that
    he can be made rich by it.

    A smile creates happiness in the home,
    fosters goodwill in business,
    and is the countersign of friendship.

    It brings rest to the weary,
    cheer to the discouraged, sunshine to the sad,
    and it is nature's best antidote for trouble.

    Yet it cannot be bought, begged, borrowed,
    or stolen, for it is something that is of no
    value to anyone until it is given away.

    Some people are too tired to give you a smile.
    Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile
    so much as he who has no more to give.

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    Oh, that's bad.

 

 

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